skyrimconfessionss:

"I don’t get how people hate on Lydia for being a touch rude (and it’s really just a slight inflection in the way she says some things), but Marcurio constantly insults the player and people love him for it."
http://skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com/

I think they are both hilariously rude because my character doesn’t like how people treat her when they find out she’s dragonborn. The constant sucking up is a little annoying and to have people by her side that treat her like any other blowhard is why she cares for them both so deeply.
Trust me “I’m sworn to carry your burdens” and bitching about being a pack mule then giving up to holding onto things both get a “Hey, don’t be an ass” while I laugh at them.

skyrimconfessionss:

"I don’t get how people hate on Lydia for being a touch rude (and it’s really just a slight inflection in the way she says some things), but Marcurio constantly insults the player and people love him for it."

http://skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com/

I think they are both hilariously rude because my character doesn’t like how people treat her when they find out she’s dragonborn. The constant sucking up is a little annoying and to have people by her side that treat her like any other blowhard is why she cares for them both so deeply.

Trust me “I’m sworn to carry your burdens” and bitching about being a pack mule then giving up to holding onto things both get a “Hey, don’t be an ass” while I laugh at them.

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latenightsandskylights:

Anthony Mackie getting hyped about karaoke during the Captain America press interview.

that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

My tablet bit it last night >:/

Well, my new love of my old tablet was killed last night when my tablet broke. I haven’t used that thing in 8 years and I finally start using it and it craps out on me. WTF.

So, I upgraded to Amazon Prime and will have my new tablet by Friday. Yay!

iwantitnow

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jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

He must have been super embarrassed when he met up with his friends afterwards to discuss the day of scaring people…

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

He must have been super embarrassed when he met up with his friends afterwards to discuss the day of scaring people…

Anonymous asked: you know what I enjoy out of this? the fact that the writers are basically using Zelena to be all "CAPTAIN SWAN IS HAPPENING IT IS ENDGAME"

fyesemmaandhook:

YES! Actually, “Zelena Mills, Hardcore Captain Swan Shipper” should be a thing. Like the Paranoid Parrot meme, you know?

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concentrateandaskagain:

penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell


"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the 。*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*。. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the *:★Kawaii Soldier★:*. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

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Me filling out an online employment application

App: Tell us why you’d be a good fit for this job?
Me:

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