I love Anderson Cooper so much. He was talking to a lady who was defending the pastor who said gays and lesbians should be put behind electrified fences and die out. This happened:
Cooper: I imagine if it was putting Jews behind electrified fences, you’d be saying something different.
Pritchard: Now, here we go again. We all know that’s not gonna happen—
Cooper: Actually, that has happened. It’s called the Holocaust.
OH SHIT! YOU JUST GOT COOPER’D!
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If Ghostbusters was made in 2012, what would have popped into Ray’s head?
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I have spent my whole Sunday watching Nostalgia Chick’s videos.
Anastasia, do you have any idea how much money I make?”
I flush, of course not. “Why should I? I don’t need to know the bottom line of your bank account, Christian.”
His eyes soften. “I know. That’s one of the things I love about you.”
I gaze at him, shocked. Love about me?
“Anastasia, I earn roughly one hundred thousand dollars an hour.
Fifty Shades Darker, p. 78.
oh yeah? well i earn roughly four dollars and twenty eight cents an hour so go fuck yourself. BEFORE TAXES.
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Dat comment. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
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YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER.
Hiddleston!!!!!!!!!!! *shakes a balled fist in the air*
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Aww… they look like they are holding hands!
Look both ways before crossing the street and always have a superhero buddy!
My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.
Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast. I’m pretty fucked.
The BF, a snipe rifle, and salmon and zucchini kebobs, hummus, greek salad. Yup. I’m about 99.999% sure I have this. Muwahahahah!
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